p If you are looking for A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying guitar chords, you've come to the right place. You can play A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying by Bloodhound Gang using guitar or guitar. This song by Bloodhound Gang can also be played by that instruments. =/p p A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying guitar chords has rhythm and included in Hooray for Boobies (1999) album. You can also find another musical genres, including jazz guitar chords, country music guitar chords, pop guitar chords, world music guitar chords, and rock guitar chords here. /p h3A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying by Bloodhound Gang Guitar Chords/h3 Verse 1:br[D]I was lonelier than Kunta [A]Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night [D]I strolled on intobrbrUncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.br[G]It had been a While. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had [D]come and went since thatbrbrmidnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.br[G]I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair ofbrDaisy [D]Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.brWell, that [A]night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and[D] baby blue eyes.brbrName was Russell.brbrbrChorus:brYes a [D]lap dance is so much b[A]etter when the stripper is cryin'[D]brYes a [G]lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'[D]brWell I [G]find it's quite a thrillbrWhen she [D]grinds me against her willbrYes a [A]lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'[D]brbrbrVerse 2:br[D]Well, faster than you can [A]say, shallow grave, this pretty little [D]thing come up to me and startsbrbrkneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.br[G] Said her name was Bambi and I said, Well that's a coincidence darlin',br[D] 'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer. Well she smiled,br[G] Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I wouldbr[D] wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.br[A] And Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation.br[D] 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.brbrbrChorusbrbrbrVerse 3:br[D]So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can [A]make all my fantasies come true.[D] So I says,brEven this one I have where Jesus Christ is jack[G]hammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with abrlawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resem[D]bling a cheddar cheese log with almonds onbrbrSanta Claus's tummy-tum?brWell,[G] ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'mbrparkin' the beef bus in tuna town i[D]f you know what I mean.brGot to nail her back at her trailer. Heh[A]. That rhymes. I have to admitbrit was even more of a [D]turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby Formula.brbrbrChorusbrbrbrVerse 4:br[D]Day or so had passed when I [A]popped the clutch, gave the tranny a spin and slid on [D]into ThebrbrStinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.brThere I [G]was browsin' through the latest issue of Throb, when I sawbrBambi starin' at me from the [D]back of a milk carton. Well, my heart just dropped.br[G]So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.brYou can [D]not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish thebrOne-eyed [A]gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.brI never thought missing chil[D]dren could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?brbrbrChorusbrbrOutro:brD A D A D A D A (till fade) p If you want to learn Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying guitar chords, The 5 chords we'll look at are the C major, A major, G major, E major, and D major. The reason we use all major chords is that the minor versions of any of these chords just require tiny adjustments. Each one of those minor chords is completely based on its major counterpart /p p The more you practice, the easier guitar will feel to play A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying. Guitar is hard to learn in the beginning, but gets easier the longer you stick with it. /p